The Budget

Okay so bad news from the Chancellor as widely predicted Alcohol and Tobacco prices are going up!

 

There's a lot of debate over quite how the country seems to have run out of money, allot of people seem to think they could do better, I'd like to see that!

 

Below is a section of the Have Your Say BBC page there's a surprise which I think sum's it up quite well.

 

Fuel tax does what it's meant to do - it discourages people from driving.
We demand that action is taken to lower CO2 emissions and then complain when action is taken.
We demand that NHS facilities are upgraded and then complain when we have to pay for it.
We demand that the army is given better equipment and complain when we have to pay for it.

 

That's it for now see you when the next news story breaks!

 

Marty the Budget Maker

Thanks to the CA Forum for this gem

Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the Sh*it out of you.

Men are like ...Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ...Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Men are like ...computers...they are only useful when turned on!

Men are like ... public bathrooms... either taken or full of Sh*it

Men are like... hardwood floors... If they're laid right the first time you can walk all over them for a lifetime.

Men are like... children... need I say more?

Men are like... roses... You have to watch out for the pricks.

Men are like... Slinkys... They're not really good for much, but you can't help but smile when you see one falling down the stairs.

Men are like... mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like... bank accounts... Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like... dogs... If they can't eat it or screw it, then they just piss on it